Taylor Swift has probably received her fair share of love letters, but you can bet most of them never matched the euphoric visceralism of I’m a Swiftie Too by Victories, the pop-punk juggernauts bringing back Y2K-esque, hook-carried electricity with even more sugar-rushed voltage.
The premise of Victories’ latest release began with bassist Chris Brandel promising Montreal Rocks podcast host Randal Wark that the band would write a love song to Swifties if they hit 10,000 monthly Spotify listeners. They were sitting around 3,000. By June, they had crossed 20,000. A promise was a promise.
Clearly, Taylor Swift is the girl some of the bad boys want now. With reminiscences of Bowling for Soup and Fountains of Wayne, Victories have created the Stacey’s Mom of 2026 while busting the myth that mainstream pop is something to feel guilty about enjoying. Somewhere, a man in wraparound sunglasses and bootcut jeans just clutched his can of Monster Energy in distress.
For everyone comfortable with their ability to enjoy a sticky-sweet earworm, I’m a Swiftie Too is an infectious riot of an anthem. The guitars bounce with mall-rat glee, the drums sprint like they have been dared by a teenager in eyeliner, and the chorus arrives with the shameless grin of a song already picturing itself shouted back from summer stages.
The single is already well on its way to becoming one of Victories’ biggest hits on Spotify, proving they have their finger right on the appetite for pretence-free pop punk. This is fandom as confession loaded into a serotonin cannon, fired directly at the miserable little bouncers guarding taste. The era of posturing is over, with Victories at the vanguard, glitter on the pickguard and absolutely zero patience for joyless gatekeeping.
I’m a Swiftie Too is now available to stream on all major platforms, including Spotify.
Review by Amelia Vandergast

